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Monday, September 28, 2009

We All Need A Good Laugh, Ultimately!




The Chris Brown & Rihanna situation is no real laughing matter but, Affion Crockett takes us there with his own rendition of "Run This Town" entitled "Who's Going to Hunt Chris Brown Tonight? " You can you can see glimpses of brilliance rarely in the industry today but, when you see it you have to spread the word. In a world of copy cats there are only a few true unaltered and unflinching stick to their guns type of people. AFFION CROCKETT is that no just for his humorous impersonations, and witty remarks, its because of his ability to make touchy subjects a bit more tangible.

He is on the rise and will not lose.. He gets the Reckless Stamp of Approval!

"Who's Going to Hunt Chris Brown Tonight"
Affion Crockett


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Monday, September 14, 2009

Our Boy Kanye Strikes Again!!!


By: Devin F. Reckless

Kanye West is taking his foot out of his mouth once again... We have exclusive video from the VMAs so check it out..

Before the 3 step break down... Look at Taylor's puppyface.. I cannot stop laughing..

1) Ok now what video was he watching? Beyonce's video was good not her best one ever..
2) What does Kanyeezy really know about making videos. He almost single handedly destroyed Drakes career with "You the Best's" titty fest. I don't dislike the video because I am a dude but still!!!
3) This is not a good move the chick Taylor Swift or what ever her name is was 17. LOL @KatyPerry said "Fuck you Kanye its like you stepped on a kitten" LOL ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
4) Cocaine is a hell of a drug!
5) Country music has a lot of clout in the industry. If you don't know now you know The album debuted at number one on the U.S. Billboard 200, selling 592,304 copies in its first week, the best first-week sales for a female artist in 2008. Fearless became the first album to sell one million copies in 2009,[2] selling 1,608,000+ copies since January 1.[3] The album produced four top 10 hits - "Change" (#10), "Love Story" (#4), "Fearless" (#9) and "You Belong with Me" (#2). The album has also produced six top 20 hits, including "You're Not Sorry" (#11) and "White Horse" (#13). The official lead single has become the biggest hit of Swift's career, enjoying domestic and worldwide success. The album topped the Billboard 200 for 11 non-consecutive weeks and topped the Billboard Top Country Albums for 22 non-consecutive weeks. The album will be re-released with 6 new songs on the 27th of October.

Really I think Kanye might be on something, Cocaine is a hell of a drug that he might be on and did a few lines with Amber Rose. Consider this if he didn't get on and leave for a white girl would a black girl would have let him do that dumb shit. Look at the end of the VMA's Beyonce got Jay in check, he didn't even entertain Lil Mama when she came out on stage after the performance was done..

#Reckless Note to Self Lil Mama gets all the exposure in the world and continues to move in the wrong direction.. Damn DAmn Damn..

Yet Beyonce throws Kanye under mad busses on the Taylor Swift call out to finish her speech. Which was pretty funny I thought, if it was such and important event her winning the award then MTV wouldn't have ushered her off the stage the way they did. I saw her performance as well how corny but, this is what White America finds most important not being the Cheerleader and liking cute guys. So do Black teens in the same extent so she is relatable.
I got a good laugh from Kanye every now and again.. I still rock with your boy and this won't hurt him too much. He won't loose his "White Cred" for this one. I had to blog this to keep up with current events and Kanye did release a statement.

“I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!”

Also in Kanye's defense I think the main person in his life who kept him grounded and somewhat humble was his mother. He doesn't have her any more which for me is a tragic loss and I cannot even imagine what he went through.

To Prove my point the Juggernaut Kanyeez has a softer side.. I have always said this, and kind of act the same way at times; you have to understand that this is all a game you need your image/ poker face. Humble pie isn't that tasty but it should be part of a diet.




This is an Approved Blog brought to you in part by Reckless Entertainment and President Devin F. Reckless.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Do We Think Hov is H-OVER?

Hov is back again this time for the long awaited "Blueprint 3". Reckless is anticipating another classic from Mr. Carter. Yet his last two albums haven't faired so well. This time he won't be ROC'in with Def Jam either, if you haven't been up on your hip hop news Jay announced on Dec. 24, 2007 that he wouldn't be the President of Def Jam and that ended Jan. 1st 2008. He moved on to form Roc Nation which is said to be a complete entertainment company or "360 ent. co. They will be dropping this album "The Blueprint 3" on an infamous day, you've guessed it September 11th 2009. With an exclusive distribution deal with Rhapsody which raises all kinds of eyebrows of is Sean Carter the business man up to something that the world isn't ready for? Leaving Def Jam, to form "Roc Nation" and the passover of a heavyweight distributor i-Tunes for Rhapsody. He might just be the most intelligent rapper businessman to ever grace the Earth!

RECKLESS ANSWERS THE TOUGH QUESTIONS!!

Will this generate sales?
I want to say for sure, the free concert for "charity" is brilliant. Not only will it generate free promotion for the albums release, its great press. If he releases a not so hip hop single Jay-Z might get that crossover audience that launched Weezy Baby to the top of the charts.

Is the new Roc Nation a big enough force in the industry?
Well you better believe it, you have one of the biggest names in hip hop backing your company you use to just do concerts with artist and some promotional events now your looking like a major player. Live Nation is stepping their game up, yet they are no slouches! They are a major player in any concert that was huge lol.. Literally they are the world's leading live music company. Connecting 67 million fans with hundreds of the industry's top performers at over 330,000 events since 2005. Those kind of numbers are Reckless!!
Is hip hop still alive and spending in the stores to prove it?
Well sales have been down since the digital download age and bootleg kings. The only hip hop act to tip the scales in a major way was Lil Wayne with the Carter III and Kanye West with Graduation Day and 808 & Heartbreak that caught on a little later. Wayne is on his crossover chase and Kanye is Hov's little bro I would say the "Blueprint 3" will sell and sell strong. Platimnum first week ahhhh.. I don't think so but hey 400,000 is more realistic mark. If it goes Gold First week it will max out at 2 Mil in a 3-5 week span, Mark Your Boy's Words!!
Will Hov come out stronger then Wayne?
This will be the response to "The Carter III" for sure. Hov knows it, we know it, and the world knows it. If he doesn't show up on this it might be over for the old man. Yet word on the street is he has back up, handfuls of features and bottles of crack from producers like Timberland and Kanye West. Lyrically Hov has the edge but Wayne's creativity is undeniable, and that makes the world question if Jay still has it in him to shush the critics. He will and needs to bring back the throne to the East Coast.. The Blueprint 3 if strong as we anticipate will solidify and silence the debate. I cannot wait to see because if it doesn't we will be "Cutting Ass" no rainbow. Early! Remember when people use to say EARLY to emphasize things LOL.

The Main Single is "Run This Town" Feat. Kanye West & Rihanna


Feeling the Al Qaeda Cameos and Look.. Thats the new Reckless look for the club. I think we are bringing that back for the winter. You can be like us.

Its great to have money and connections. Hov has both. A huge black book of contacts so he will be fine, with our without this album. So guess what I hope its hot for the sake of Hip Hop we need the balance Soulja Boy's pop rap, Weezy's random drug references, and Hov's strangle hold on the game. Jay-Z is the best rapper of all time; if I or you want to admit it! No way Hov is still doing it and were glad he didn't retire!


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This message was written and approved by Devin F. Reckless because Reckless Rach is studying for her G-Mats good luck babe! I thought this was cool and was an idea I had a long time ago! They Stole it from me but I cannot prove it !!


Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Last Train To Paris


Diddy is coming out with a new album... Usually that might be followed with a sigh.. Like Diddy is coming out with a new album with a smug "greeaaattt". This time might be different. I don't personally feel that way but the people I surveyed via We Are Reckless twitter page don't share the energy for the music mogul/performer/singer. Maybe it might be the fact that peoples favorite acts for example Danity Kane, B5 or any other act signed under Bad Boy cease to exist. Yet with all that said I still like Sean P. Diddy Combs and I happen to think that he has assembled another album with great team. He will not be going at this alone or with other mediocore Bad Boy rappers like his prior albums, instead he brings along ex- Danity Kane singer Dawn Richard and songwriter Kalenna Harper.

The group is called "Dirty Money" I don't have any clue what that means nor could we reach Diddy for an interview. Yet when we get our advanced copy from our inside sources we at Reckless Entertainment will give it the Reckless stamp of approval. We have to "Stay Positive" according to Diddy, P. Twitty or what ever he is officially calling himself so we will. The cut Reckless got in advance "Angels" and we are sharing it with the world you hear it here first.. Fuck MTV lol. Nah just kidding they cut my checks


The song is hot, i've been into the zone out vibe song lately so this fits perfectly and then it has a new Biggie verse.. This album has our attention!!


Here is the promotional video for the album.. Very well orchestrated




Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Your Boy Darnell Wright "The MySpace Stimulus Plan"

Has been added to the TAKEOVER TOUR!!!

NonStopInfo.com got a chance to sit down and speak with Comedian Darnell Wright A.K.A. ”The Bulletin King” A.K.A. “The Myspace Stimulus Plan” (Former I Love New York 2 Contestant). His bulletins and blogs have gotten wide spread attention among the MySpace community.

Talk about talent? Darnell Wright sure has a lot of it and has no problem displaying that on stage or in his writings. He knows how to embrace the stage and make it his own. With only 4 short years in the game he’s accomplished what most strive for in a career. Darnell took a chance at his jobs talent competition and went on to win first place prize. The positive response from the crowd motivated him to pursue comedy as a career. From that moment he’s done over 300 shows nationwide, and headlined 4 sold out One-Hour-One-Man shows. He’s performed in almost every major club including the most recognized Comedy Club Caroline’s on Broadway in NYC.

He performed at countless Colleges, High Schools, and even Church events. And has shared the stage with today’s hottest comedians such as: Gerald Kelly, A.G. White, Talent, and was blessed to be coming off the stage when a Comedian Legend decided to grace the stage unexpectedly, David Chappelle at Gothem Comedy Club in NYC.

His comedic timing is right on point and his material is for all audiences across the board. Darnell is energetic, raw, and has the ability to make any topic funny. His skits deal with his drinking problems, to his outlandish jobs, his horrible dates, to even clowning his own short stint on the “I Love New York Show” season 2 on VH1. He has catchy punch lines that will have you reciting them well after the show. Darnell has the complete package to be one of comedy’s biggest stars.

To go along with his stage presents he’s also an Internet writing phenomenon. With writing for Humor Mill Magazine an online magazine geared toward Comedian and Urban News and his funny “Blogs” on MySpace, Darnell has grown is fan base to 30,000 daily readers. With blogs like “Top 5 Reasons Crack Isn’t That Bad”. In his latest blog titled “I’m  Old School You Might Be Too” , Darnell takes you on a trip down memory lane while making you laugh the whole way.


RECKLESS LETS GO!!!



Saturday, July 11, 2009

A Great General Has Passed


PRESS RELEASE

Frank N. Mickens, former principal of Boys and Girls High, has passed away.

 

Frank N. Mickens, former Boys and Girls High School principal and basketball coach, passed away of natural causes at his home on Thursday, July 9, 2009.

            A lifelong resident and native of the Bedford-Stuyvesant area of Brooklyn, Frank N. Mickens was born to parents John and Hortense Mickens on June 22, 1946.

            Coach Mickens attended Junior Academy during the elementary years of his education. He continued with his studies in the New York City public schools, graduating from Erasmus Hall High School in 1964. Mr. Mickens completed his undergraduate studies at the State University of New York at Potsdam. He received his Masters from New York University, and completed graduate work at Columbia University. In December 1991, Mr. Mickens was awarded an honorary doctorate from Medgar Evers College.

            Dr. Mickens had over 36 years of experience as an educator in the New York City public school system. Through the years, he served as teacher, dean, basketball coach, assistant principal, principal, and assistant superintendent.

            Mickens began his illustrious career in 1968 as a teacher of Social Studies at the Old Boys High School, spending ten years there. From 1978-1982, he served as assistant principal of Junior High School 109 in Queens. From 1982-1984, he served as principal of Junior High School 324 in Bedford Stuyvesant. In September 1985, Mr. Mickens was appointed principal of Martin Luther King, Jr. High School.

            Mr. Mickens served as principal of Boys and Girls High School for 18 years (1986-2004). “Mick,” as he was respectfully and endearingly hailed by students, staff, and denizens of Fulton Street, received nationwide recognition for his commitment to young people and for the relentless campaign of his positive program on self-esteem at “The High.”

            In recognition of his initiatives for young people, Mr. Mickens was featured often in The New York Times, New York magazine, New York Newsday, and The New York Amsterdam News. Also known and loved as “The Chancellor of Fulton Street,” he appeared on The Today Show, Geraldo, The John Walsh Show, Good Day New York, CNN, Best Talk in Town, The McCreary Report and The MacNeil-Lehrer News Hour with Charlayne Hunter-Gault. On March 7, 1992, ABC National TV News designated Mr. Mickens as its “Person of the Week.”

            Mr. Mickens attended Harvard University’s Principals’ Center at the Harvard Graduate School of Education as a part-time visiting practitioner.

            On November 18, 1992, Joseph A Fernandez, the New York City chancellor of schools, appointed Mr. Mickens to serve in the position of administrative superintendent in addition to his duties as principal of Boys and Girls High School. Dr. Mickens also served as an adjunct professor at Long Island University, New York University, PACE University and Baruch College, and was also a Charles H. Revson Fellow at Columbia University.

            A noted lecturer on effective schools, Mr. Mickens spoke engagingly at educational forums throughout New York City, Atlanta, Chicago, Kentucky, Georgia and Washington, D.C.

            The New York City Department of Education lost a legend with the death of Frank N. Mickens. Mick was a mentor, brother, uncle and father to students, staff, and family. Mick touched the lives of 1000s of children and adults from NYC and across the world. He will be dearly missed by all.

            A viewing and public memorial service for Coach Frank N. Mickens will be held on Friday, July 17, 2009. The Friday viewing will take place at Woodward Funeral Home, which is located at 1 Troy Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11213-1129 from 12-8pm. The public memorial service will begin at 6pm on Friday, July 17 at Boys and Girls High School (1700 Fulton Street, Brooklyn, NY). Attendees are encouraged to pay their respects at the funeral home and then walk to Boys and Girls High School, which is one long block away. On Friday, attendees whose lives Mick touched are encouraged to wear “Red, Black, and White” in his honor for the home-going celebration.

Funeral services will take place on Saturday, July 18, 2009 at The Elim International Fellowship, located at 20 Madison Street, Brooklyn, NY 11238. On Saturday, there will be a viewing of our beloved Frank N. Mickens from 8-9:15am, with funeral services immediately following at 9:30am. In honoring Mr. Mickens’ internationally acclaimed Dress-for-Success program, all men are encouraged to wear bow ties to the funeral services on Saturday.

 

He will be missed.. He is truly a Reckless educator, motivator, leader and trend setter his impact on his community will be missed dearly.  Yet his accomplishments will never be forgotten. 


Devin Carthan President of Reckless Promotions

Long Live the King


By Reckless Rach


Today is a day that will be forever marked in history; and not because Honduras, after a violent military coup against it’s democratically elected president, has decided to mediate their political crisis. Nor because today marks almost a month since Iran has broke out in bloody protests and shady media coverts. No, today, there is only one thing to talk about; only one focus for every breathing person in the entire world, including some random rice farmers in Timbuktu and it’s the Michael Jackson Tribute.

With a star studded cast, live television coverage on several TV networks including CNN and MTV and millions of viewers worldwide, it was nice to see the world stop burning for one second to admire a brave and beautiful cultural icon… excuse me, the cultural icon of the Century. Even the persistent, depressive rain in NY subsided for a while in honor of the King.

And while watching the tribute and all of the people whose hearts Michael Jackson has touched, from Magic Johnson to John Mayer to his 3 children, all I could think was “Fuck all the Michael, haters! And yes that includes Kat fuckin’ Williams!”

It seems like now, in death, people have realized the huge disservice and pressure the media placed on a man who had grown up pretty much entirely in the lime light.  Can you stop for a second and imagine, I mean really imagine that type of pressure?  Really?  Imagine how you felt at that big game in high school, in front of all your family, friends and neighbors playing for a college scholarship or to impress the girl of your dreams… Now imagine that magnified by a million, complicated by shitloads of money and how it would be to feel the weight of all those expectations, of your nerves, of your fears, of defeat and humiliation being thrown onto you non- stop since you were 5 years old.   >DAMN< 

Yes, I think for that reason, the media could’ve cut Michael a lil slack.  Shit, give the guy a fucking break.

Especially since Michael was unarguably one of the most generous and humanitarian celebrities the world has ever seen.  He was always pushing for some cause, trying to get people to care about the environment and African babies way before Angelina Jolie made adopting them cool.  Even in death his generosity is insurmountable considering how he has left 20% of his estate to various charities.


So, all you Michael haters can go play in traffic.  Who on this earth can touch Michael? Madonna? That bitch stole an African baby and tried to call it adoption!  I don’t think so.  Elvis? Puhlease!  We all know Elvis stole his sound from niggas.  The Beatles? Close but they have not transcended racial barriers and cultural lines like Michael has.  You can go to the smallest, most remote village in the smallest town, in some barely inhabited island off the coast of nowhere and for sure, all 10 people in that village have heard of Michael and love his music. 

That is why today will be remembered for years and years to come as the day the world bowed it’s head in consideration and whispered “Long Live the King!”   


  

Friday, June 26, 2009

Realistically What Can We Say?


The Death Of Michael Jackson 


June 25, 2009 

A beautiful day just like any other or so it seemed?  After news spread about Michael's passing takes the world by surprise.  A performer like no other, the most powerful and influential artist to "Moon Walk" on this Earth.  Dynamic and groundbreaking are 2 words along with a 1,000 others used to describe his larger then life star power.   He is to music, what Tiger Woods is to golf, to what Michael Jordan was to Basketball, what Jackie Robinson was to baseball and what Oprah as a public figure.  He broke color lines and became the one of the first black artist to be accepted globally as if race didn't matter.  He wanted to be the best and undoubtedly is the best performer to ever live.  Selling over 170 Million albums worldwide and  as a side note this number will dramatically increase in the coming months.

Hearing his music at a young age makes you want to just break out and dance.  Feet and hands flaring in smooth rhythmic motions, crotch grabbing and snapping to the beat.  The music gives you the feeling that nothing else matters except what's going on in that specific song.  Allows you to zone out for that moment in time to another place where Michael wanted to take you.  Stories of Liberian women, interracial love, first time falling in love, healing the world, gang violence, tales of smooth criminals, jamming, fun times, baby mama drama and hundreds of other songs that hit so close to home. 

The only good thing I believe that will come out of this besides people looking at how short life can really be, is the music to come.  I know I have been inspired by Mr. Jackson in the past and look to his music in the future for more of that same inspiration.  This might result in a creative project or just be a wind down session, he will be dearly missed.

When the World goes to sleep they will attempt to dream, that this day was a figment of their imagination.  Unfortunately it will not be they will wake up and we will be with out the King Of Pop and The King of Music for Decades.  Sadness is temporary and death is inevitable, yet we have a seemingly never ending catalogue of great music to comfort our sorrows.  


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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Act Like A Man, Think Like a Reckless Lady

Act Like A Man, Think Like a Reckless Lady

 

*WARNING: I have disclosed Reckless relationship advice.  Follow at your own risk*

 

 

I had been told by my closest girlfriends, family members, my mother and even random strangers that I NEEDED to read Steve Harvey’s book of relationship advice to women called, Act like a Lady, Think like a Man.  My initial reaction was, “Steve Harvey is gonna give me relationship advice?  Advice worth hearing?”  And the respective answer was, “Girl…You have no idea!”


 

So, finally, this past week, I picked up the book and began reading.  And… (drum roll, please) Steve Harvey knows his shit!  I recommend that all women go out, get this book, devour it, and place it on your bookshelf to read as a refresher on “why men are dicks”.

 

The appeal in this book isn’t that it tells you something miraculous or new, but that it clearly states the shit us ladies know but decidedly ignore; and it kills any and every excuse we will dish out for our wack-ass husband or boyfriend or “the guy you’re talking to” or your fuck buddy. Whatever he is.

 

And in honor of the book, and that I’m now in a relationship state of mind, I’ve decided to give the reckless readers a little advice of my own.  So here Reckless Rach’s tips on:

 

 

How to Act like a Man  & Think like a Reckless Lady.

 


 

  1. Only Hit On People With Low Self-Esteem.

 

This is “act like a man” advice.  If you’re shopping for a f*ck buddy or an easy lay, people with low self-esteem are the way to go.  This little nugget of knowledge was given to me by my Super Bachelor uncle and it makes complete sense.  For dudes, a girl with low self-esteem will have no expectations for you and will let you hit it and quit it easy.  For the reckless ladies, men with low self-esteem are good the way to go because they usually fall into my number 2 advice which is…

 

 

  1. The Uglier, the Better.

 

Girls, you know that an ugly dude works extra hard hoping you’ll keep him around.  And usually they work where it counts the most… in bed.  An ugly dude will lick it and stick it sooo good, he’ll have you screaming “Fuck them pretty niggas!”

 

 

  1. Reap the benefits of getting really, really drunk

 

Getting drunk is an essential part of any reckless relationship.  For you boys, the benefit of getting drunk is that it could make you last longer in bed.  However, it could also make you last so long, you have trouble “finishing” (if you know what I mean).  I say, take your chances!

 

Reckless Ladies, the benefits you reap comes from drinking so much, you don’t remember any of the freaky shit you did the night before.  Trust me, you won’t want to remember anyways, especially if you followed advice number 2. 

 

And last but not least…

 

  1. The best Reckless relationships start at a Reckless Promotions Party.

 

Duh.


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Side note: ( I feel like such selfless promoting of Reckless deserves a raise, don’t you agree President Devin F. Reckless?)


Monday, June 8, 2009

Barbeques and Barbancourt




It’s that time again… hot weather, cold beers, loud music and loud relatives. Aaaaah! With summer approaching, it’s time, once again, to break out that Barbancourt or whatever is your equivalent of colonial Island rum. You know what I’m talking ‘bout. In Haiti it’s Barbancourt; to Puerto Ricans its Bacardi; to Brazilians it’s Cachaca; to Jamaicans it’s Appleton Estate and so on and so forth. You can find these potent colonial rums in any Caribbean/ South American country that suffered through slavery, especially places that processed sugar cane fields and used sugar cane byproduct to produce a potent rum to help them forget about how they wanted to strangle and stab every white man in sight. So tell your grandpa to break out that ole colonial rum and let the good times roll.

And let me just share a little something I’ve learned about barbeque season. Depending on where you go, there are cultural specific rules that you should be familiar with beforehand such as: a non-Haitian, non-West Indian, non-colored friend invited to me to her home for a barbeque a few weeks ago. My jaw unhinged when she told me that the barbeque would begin at noon. Noon? Being Haitian, I have never heard of any party/ wedding/ communion/funeral and definitely not a bbq that began before 6pm. Now, when I arrived there at 1:45pm (early for a Haitian) and found that all the guests had already arrived, my jaw and bottom lip literally scraped the floor.

When a Haitian family barbeques, everyone shows up after 6pm, and stays until 3am. People are still cooking rice and chicken when you arrive and everyone takes a big ole plate of food home with them on their way home. We drink too much, we eat too much, we dance (sloppily) and we joke on the non-Haitians in Kreyol so they can’t understand what we’re saying; and then we drive home at 3am deaf, drunk and bloated, praying a cop doesn’t pull us over. (Leave it to the reckless blog to make reckless behavior sound so wonderfully tempting). And the colonial island rum is, of course, a staple of the Haitian barbeque. A lil Barbancourt and grandma and grandpa can get drunk and reminisce about the not-so good good old days with Papa Doc. And a lil Barbancourt will put a crying baby or toddler to sleep in 2.3 seconds. Talk about good times! So call up your token Haitian friend, and hit up your local liquor store, because nothing says summer like a good barbeque and Barbancourt.

Sak Pase to all my Zoes!

Enjoy some Haitian humor. It goes well with some Haitian rum...
Reckless Rach!


This blog has been approved by Devin F. Reckless President of Reckless Promotions.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

What Are You Drinking?


By Reckless Rach

So, I went to this party last weekend and I couldn’t help but notice this tall, dark and lean cut of man chilling with what I assumed was his girlfriend.  The boy was dressed in a smedium (a shirt size that falls in between small and medium giving heterosexual men the opportunity to show off any well worked muscles without being mistaken as gay) black t-shirt and fitted jeans.  Ladies, let me just add, this dude was Morris Chestnut fine.  I mean double scoop of dark chocolate with the nuts. 

I was conspicuously stalking Morris as he left his girl’s side and headed to the bar.  I noted his not too fat, not too flat ass as he ordered a henny on the rocks and a pink drink that appeared to be a sex on the beach or some other fruity variation of liquor.  He walked over to his girl and I released an envious sigh thinking, “Damn. Not only is he fine but chivalrous too.”

I took a sip of my beer and looked over my shoulder just in time to catch Denzel Jr. handing his girl the henny and sipping the fruity concoction out of a mini yellow straw.  What the f*ck?



Now, I shouldn’t even hate because I often drink beers at parties; not because I particularly like them, but because they’re usually the cheapest thing on the menu.  However, to my defense, I drink light beer, so I feel like that re-affirms my girlieness.  However, what is it about a dude drinking a b*tch drink that makes him lose his sexy?  Or does he?

I watched Morris go back to the bar several times over the course of the night and order some more sex on the beaches or amaretto sours and drink it while his girl swallowed Jack on the rocks.

After deliberating over the b*tch drink topic with my girls, I decided that there are different levels of b*tch drinks with varying acceptability.  Please consult charts A and B.

Chart A

 

Category 1

Bud Light/ Coors Light/ Mikes Hard Lemonade/ Margarita/ Long Island Iced Tea/ Alize (the blue one)

 

ACCEPTABLE

 

Category 2

Smirnoff Twist/Bacardi Breezer/ Martini / Mudslide

 

ACCEPTABLE-ISH

 

 

Category 3

Sex on the Beach/ Flavored Martinis/ Amaretto Sour/ Alize (the pink kind)

 

QUESTIONABLE

 

 

Category 4

Cosmopolitans/ Pina Coladas/ Bahama Mamas/ Shirley Temples

 

 

NO MORE B*TCH ASS-NESS

 

 

Chart B

Ratio of B*tch Assness to Acceptableness

 

So fellas, next time you go to a party, you’d better watch your b*tch ass-ness.  If you must have a fruity flavored type drink, consult category 1 and 2 respectively beforehand. 

And if you are gay, then you can dismiss this posting because it doesn’t matter what you drink as long as you… Work it!


* I recognize how Reckless it is to perpetuate gender stereotypes and the usage of the term B*tch in reference to women however, I thought it was funny, and I am Reckless Rach.  If you where offended by anything written here you should step up your critical reading skills and not believe everything you read on the internet, fool. Also, all angry e-mails can be directed to Devin F. Reckless.  Thank you.

 

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