Top 3 Reasons You Must Give Head!!!

3) Men and Women Must Give Head because it will make your Sex Life Better. Oral is a great stimulate for sex. I mean really this is for the ladies. Was there ever a time you really didn't want to have sex with someone. I mean maybe later on, but you let him taste it and you had to have it? If you're smiling, shaking your head up and down, and thinking about that exact moment, then that was a time Oral worked in the favor for the man. Oral makes the world go round. Even the President knew how good head was, that's why he got Monica to bless him before he Addressed the Union. It's a wonderful foreplay. Do it right and your partner will be begging for you to start having sex. It's a major difference when you do that before having sex than kissing her on the cheek and then trying to ram it in. Oral is the gateway to a better sex life.


2) Men and Women Must Give Head because it's 2008. I know that's not a reason you can tell a partner. "Nah Bitch you betta lick my balls, Darnell said it's 2008"! That might not get your balls licked, they might just be dry and blue after that bullshit. But what I'm saying is that times have change. It was very taboo not to talk about it back in the day (even though I'm pretty sure Marilyn Monroe was given more brain than an Ivy League Geek, Bill Gates, and that Kid from My Wife and Kid "AnnnyyyyWooooo"). Today it's expressed in Movies, T.V. and God I don't know how many songs talk about Getting Some Head, Ge, Getting Some Head. Now if you don't give head your looking at this like "I'm not doing it just because everyone else is doing it" and I say…You Better! That's right people its 2010, get down there and Eat more Cat than a Chinese Chicken and Broccoli..


1) Men and Women Must Give Head because lets be honest, if you don't someone else will. That's right buddy, your Man or Lady will find someone else that will Lic, Lic, Lic, Lick'em like a Lollipop. And believe me, that other person will "Go Down" faster than Mary J. Blige on 45 Speed on a Record Player and "Put It In The Mouth" like Akinyele in the 90's (Well you can lick it, you can flip it, you can taste it). Shit that person might be the person writing this article. I live by what I write. Fellas if you slip your girl might be giving me more Head than Rihanna. (Oh and don't think I didn't hear you finish singing the rest of that Akinyele verse just a second ago, keep reading!) Come on people, I know people that got "Head Friends" That's right mothafuckas that have that purpose and nothing else (I mean they think they will finally score but little do they know that's their role. Women are good for this one. I know every one woman reading this damn article is shaking their head just thinking of that idiot that was their "Head Friend", Sad!) How are you going to compete with fuckas Sucking and Licking for practically the same shit they give the little boy in the commercial with the flies on his eye ball in Africa some where? You can't, so Get The Sucking and Licking Fuckas!


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