Please Your Partner! This goes for both parties if someone took the time to please you during sex make sure you finish the job. Please believe its not only guys that get lazy after they catch that nut. Women you think your slick, thinking because you caught it a couple of times you can just lay there and the guy is all good. NO! Don't go from doing back flips and somersaults to lying on your back and hoping the guy finishes fast cause your done. Continue all that nasty freaky shit you were doing before you got yours.
Men make sure you please your woman. If you know that it's hard to continue after you "release" handle your business with her and then cum faster than Superman on steroids masturbating, watching Wonder woman undress. Both parties should walk away satisfied and happy they had sex in the first place.
Stop Saying "I Don't Give Oral" NO ONE BELIEVES YOU! If I hear "I'm not eating anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" again, I'm going to Rush Hour 5 Jackie Chan choke someone. You better get your ass down and Eat that girl out, and do it well (Or someone else will. Not saying no names but he might be the one typing). And ladies its 2008, Slobbing the Knob is as normal as taking that next breath. Did you know every time you inhale, someone woman in the world is sucking someone off like they are performing CPR on one of the Fat Boys in the Movie Disorderlies (Remember that Shit!? You gotta be Old School for that Movie) Look, its not the 50's where it was taboo not to talk or even awkward to perform. It's 2010 and Oral is a must. Lick Nibble, Suck, Gag, all things to make sex that much better. I will say this, Try Not doing it and see if things last.
Fellas, Don't get off your Rhythm! That's why your Girl or Mistress or "Friend" or Jump Off or Whoever still hasn't cum with you during sex! Be consistent with your motions. Stay on beat, move in rhythm and hit that spot. You would be surprise how many times she was about to cum, but you wanted to switch up, talk, and whisper some dumb shit in her ear to fuck up her concentration. Its simple, don't force the situation a pay attention to what she is doing, believe me you will make it happen. And NEVER EVER take it out when she is cumming! Keep stroking with the same motion so she can enjoy every second of that nut. You will know she is cumming because she will Holla and Squirm like she is reading a Darnell Wright Bulletin. LOL, Remember, stay steady and consistent and watch her catch that nut like T.O. playing against a bunch of Midgets!
Do Not Bitch Up!
This means go all out during sex. Do everything it takes to please your partner. All that Nasty, Kinky, Booty Talk 38 Porno Shit. All those crazy places in the Hallway, Bathroom, in the Car while sitting outside your kids school, lol, anywhere. Do everything; make sure every experience is one to remember. You have to make sure you leave an impression with every partner. You have to get Pulp Fiction Mid Evil On Their Ass! Don't go in timid and not trying to break their back. You have to wanna UFC/WWE them in the bed. Believe me, the Rico Suave is cool if you want the girl to laugh at you. But that "Lets Get It" "Fuck Me Right Here" are the more memorable moments in sex. No one ever ask "Where is the nicest place you ever had sex" NO, You know why? Because we don't give a shit. We wanna know where is the weirdest place you ever had sex like: In a Burger King bathroom right next to Humpty when he was making the "Humpty Dance", both of us needed it at that moment. Make Sex Memorable! Go Hard!
Wash Yo Ass! Do NOT Come To Bed Smelling Like A Dead Little Mermaid! No dude wants to go down and all he hears is (Unda Da Sea, Unda Da Sea…) That's not a good look. Make sure you're groomed as well. Remember you don't want the guy thinking he's making out with ALF. Keep yourself kept well. Guys this means you also. Wash your Balls! Chick goes down on you and your shit smells like BUNULLS (Butt Nuts and Balls). Or if she licks you're Balls and it's so salty, she comes up with High Blood Pressure! These could be the reasons you might not get any after all of that. Get it together wash up. Make sure you have good hygiene before trying to do the do.
Much Love,
Darnell Wright
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