Act Like A Man, Think Like a Reckless Lady

Act Like A Man, Think Like a Reckless Lady

 

*WARNING: I have disclosed Reckless relationship advice.  Follow at your own risk*

 

 

I had been told by my closest girlfriends, family members, my mother and even random strangers that I NEEDED to read Steve Harvey’s book of relationship advice to women called, Act like a Lady, Think like a Man.  My initial reaction was, “Steve Harvey is gonna give me relationship advice?  Advice worth hearing?”  And the respective answer was, “Girl…You have no idea!”

 

So, finally, this past week, I picked up the book and began reading.  And… (drum roll, please) Steve Harvey knows his shit!  I recommend that all women go out, get this book, devour it, and place it on your bookshelf to read as a refresher on “why men are dicks”.

 

The appeal in this book isn’t that it tells you something miraculous or new, but that it clearly states the shit us ladies know but decidedly ignore; and it kills any and every excuse we will dish out for our wack-ass husband or boyfriend or “the guy you’re talking to” or your fuck buddy. Whatever he is.

 

And in honor of the book, and that I’m now in a relationship state of mind, I’ve decided to give the reckless readers a little advice of my own.  So here Reckless Rach’s tips on:

 

 

How to Act like a Man  & Think like a Reckless Lady.

 

 

1. Only Hit On People With Low Self-Esteem.

 

This is “act like a man” advice.  If you’re shopping for a f*ck buddy or an easy lay, people with low self-esteem are the way to go.  This little nugget of knowledge was given to me by my Super Bachelor uncle and it makes complete sense.  For dudes, a girl with low self-esteem will have no expectations for you and will let you hit it and quit it easy.  For the reckless ladies, men with low self-esteem are good the way to go because they usually fall into my number 2 advice which is…

 

 

2. The Uglier, the Better.

 

Girls, you know that an ugly dude works extra hard hoping you’ll keep him around.  And usually they work where it counts the most… in bed.  An ugly dude will lick it and stick it sooo good, he’ll have you screaming “Fuck them pretty niggas!”

 

 

3. Reap the benefits of getting really, really drunk

 

Getting drunk is an essential part of any reckless relationship.  For you boys, the benefit of getting drunk is that it could make you last longer in bed.  However, it could also make you last so long, you have trouble “finishing” (if you know what I mean).  I say, take your chances!

 

Reckless Ladies, the benefits you reap comes from drinking so much, you don’t remember any of the freaky shit you did the night before.  Trust me, you won’t want to remember anyways, especially if you followed advice number 2. 

 

And last but not least…

 

4. The best Reckless relationships start at a Reckless Promotions Party.

 

Duh.

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Side note: ( I feel like such selfless promoting of Reckless deserves a raise, don’t you agree President Devin F. Reckless?)